The Typing… Flex
Watch that (typing…) bubble blink in Slack for three solid minutes before your 800-word update drops. Dynamic productivity at its finest.
Free for Mac · The App Store said no
Fake It Till
You Type It.
Drop your pre-written text, hit go, and watch it crawl out key by key — just like you typed it.
Type for Me
Your text
Speed
80 WPM
Countdown
5 seconds
"The world built a thousand ways to block Cmd+V. Your professor, your boss, that banking portal that makes you type your own email address. Twice."
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01
The Paranoid Professor
Disabled right-click. Monitors active keystrokes. Wants you to prove you're suffering through every character.
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02
The Paste-Disabled Form
That job portal rejecting Cmd+V on the password field like it's some kind of moral test. It is not.
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03
The Activity Monitor
Your boss checking if that (typing…) indicator blinks long enough to count as real, honest, human work.
Three steps.
Zero suspicion.
Paste your text
Your essay, your manifesto, your 800-word Slack update. Drop it in. All of it.
Set your speed
Pick a WPM that says "I'm productive," not "I hired a robot." 80 is the sweet spot.
Watch the magic
Click Start, switch apps during the countdown, and watch your text appear live. You're welcome.
Totally legitimate
use cases.
Anti-Paste Destroyer
Paste-blocking sites just think you're an unusually fast human. The browser sees keystrokes. It has absolutely no idea.
The Accidental Genius
Screen-sharing live? Let Type for Me handle the typing while you explain your "brilliance" in real-time. Zero typos. Maximum flex.
The Slow-Burn Argument
Two minutes of (typing…) before your counter-argument drops. Exquisite psychological tension. They never see it coming.
Built for the
discerning lazy person.
80
WPM
WPM Control
20 to 600 WPM. Your call on how suspiciously fast is too fast.
Natural Timing
Per-character jitter, thinking pauses, punctuation delays. Indistinguishable from a very fast human.
Typo Simulation
~4% chance of a realistic QWERTY neighbor typo, immediately corrected. Flawless typing is also suspicious.
Instant Stop
One key. Typing stops immediately. For when someone walks by your desk.
Auto-Pause
Movement detected — typing stops, acts casual. Continues when you're ready.
Progress Tracking
Watch the character counter tick up in real-time. Deeply, unexpectedly satisfying.
Stop typing
like a peasant.
Free. One download. No subscription. No account. No data collection. Just type.
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